From a forgotten era when long haired dudes playing the soprano sax could relax their way into the number 1 spot in the charts. It's impossible to be stressed listening to music like this.

First your hips will shake, then your head will nod and lastly, your fingers and toes catch the rhythm. With Brazilian bossa nova jazz, being on hold can be entertaining!

Late 80s corporate chill with that pesky synth guitar! Since the moment it was created it has ended up at the end of our phone lines attempting to bring down our blood pressure.

Sickly sweet business theme, midi style, from a forgotten era. Hooky and repetitive, catchy yet mildly annoying - especially if you're on hold for an hour!

Apparently, piano ballads are scientifically proven to relax the human brain, when in a state of anxiety or stress. Is that why they appeared on phone systems everywhere in the 80s and 90s? Epic romance on steroids!

Remember those long PC installations? "Please insert Disc 3 of 12", always accompanied by some 12 bit bop that you couldn't help but nod along to, almost making the excruciating wait worth while... Almost!

Sometimes waiting can be fun... Enjoy this cheesy tune that is straight gorgonzola with an organ - You could call it Organ-zola!

Sultry downtempo vaporwave with saxy vibes, that will almost make you forget why you were calling in to complain. Take a chill pill and enjoy listening.

New age world sounds with gregorian chants, pan pipes, pianos and expansive ambient pads. How could you be mad, stuck for hours on an infinite phone loop if this is your soundtrack?!

A masterpiece in synthery, every telephone network had its own unique symphony and if we were a telephone network - this would be ours! LoFi analog synths and drum machines rule.

Bossa nova rhythm mode? Engaged. Single finger bassline? Engaged. Flute sounds that sound nothing like flutes? Engaged. Enjoy some Jazzy bontempi music while you wait!

New age jazz was all the rage back in the day, ending up all over our on hold systems! This is our tribute to the young jazzers who used the 'general midi all purpose synthesizer' to play every instrument!